Step One: Before shopping in the Short Hills NJ Mall, get something to eat. Because who knows how cute that Juicy Couture shirt will look when you’re light-headed and dizzy? Get the Rainbow Trout at Legal Sea Foods or the Ahi Tuna Salad at Joe’s American Bar and Grill. Trust me. Your closet will thank you later.
Step Two: Nordstrom’s. Go to the sales rack and see what they’ve got going on. Even if you don’t buy anything there, it will be a sensory experience, so you can figure out what you would like to buy somewhere else.
Step Three: Get artsy with Anthropologie. Get French with Lacoste. Get sexy with Victoria’s Secret. Get down-to-earth with J. Crew. Don’t get what you need. Get what you love. Take pictures of yourself with your new clothes on and tell yourself, “I deserve this. I’ve worked hard.”
Step Four: Plug into the Short Hills NJ Mall’s Free WIFI and upload the pictures of you in your new clothes to your Instagram account. Don’t wait to see how many “likes” you get. Your fun isn’t over yet.
Step Five: Carry your bags over to Aveda and get a complimentary facial. Because, well, you can (free facials from May 2-May 24th).
Step Five: Stop at Forty Carrots and get a frozen yogurt. See how many likes those Instagram uploads got you.
Step Six: Take a deep breath and say to yourself, “Thank goodness I live in Short Hills NJ.”
Step Seven (if you don’t live in Short Hills NJ): What are you doing? Buy yourself a Short Hills NJ home pronto!
Step Eight: Contact Robin Benjamin, the most dependable and knowledgeable realtor that Short Hills NJ has (then go back to the top and repeat steps 1-6).